The Rich Jerk is Marketing Like Crazy!

Have you guys noticed all of the advertising the Rich Jerk has done? It's been really crazy! I believe he really knows that he's going to hit gold with his next release of the rich jerk money making products. I have seen his banner advertisements on the likes of myspace, and among a few other large websites. The myspace advertising he has been doing has been very persistent! I've seen his ad just about everytime I've logged into myspace, and even while surfing on people's pages.... it's ALWAYS there? How confident is this guy....really?

Well, I believe he is pretty confident in the fact that his next product will really perform. He is making a smart move by targeting the 18-27-ish demographic that flocks to myspace daily. Just from this advertising alone, I'm sure he's made a killing. In case any of you were wondering what the banner said... it was just the Rich Jerk logo with some hot girl's bum in a bikini. If that isn't an attention getter, I don't know what is.

I find it odd that I didn't see or hear much about the rich jerk this year, until now. I assume he's got a few new year's goals to achieve... which is great. His informational product is worth taking a look at, whether you're a newbie, or a seasoned internet business owner. His strategies have sometimes been labeled as "black hat" or deceitful... but I truly believe this man is a gift to the internet business world. He has shown many how to monetize their websites and gain ROI in an otherwise competitive world. Those who followed his strategies made money, and those who just whined and complained, made none.

Which one will you be? I say the business world owes a lot to this guy... for being a jerk, and still sharing his secrets of being a successful internet business owner. Although I am sure there are a few he has kept to himself.... to keep his edge.. you know...

The Rick Jerk- Back with a Vengance!

So the rich jerk really has something planned this time. We're not quite sure what yet, but he has some "awesome" tools that will really impact the way people follow his program. So far, he has revolutionized internet marketing, and brought public what many internet marketings wanted to keep secret. I have even seen a lot of his banner ads on myspace, and other large websites. He really is planning to come back full-force, which leads me to my question... If he is putting this much effort into re-launching his ebook with software, was he ever REALLY making that much money? Or could it be that he is just extremely greedy? Who knows.

This really goes to show how profitable the internet really is. I have encountered MANY people who feel after the 1999 dot-com business boom, that they cannot make money online. In fact, the internet is being re-born at this time, and it will be a bigger and better phenomenon than it was last time. We are better equipped with better technology, and we are starting to get the hang of what works and what fails. In 1999, the internet was SO new, there are only a few real big businesses still standing from that time. Times have definitely changed, and there is no better time to start a business than now. The Rich Jerk is probably making a killing with all of his publicity and hype-creation for his new products, and I say the Poor Jerks should get in on it too! For more information on how to start your own online business, visit the rick jerk links on this blog, by clicking on the photos.

The Rich Jerk Comes out To Play!!!

My coleagues and I were intrigued by The Rich Jerk's latest blog.
You can read it below:

"You Wish You Were Me
So much happening here. But as some of my ladies from Compton & Long Beach say, "It's all good". You see, I don't discriminate. Sometimes I do go black, and then I come back. (Next time I'll discuss the Asian persuasion.)

A personal note to female readers: Go ahead and continue sending me your pics and marriage proposals. I've been getting so many over the past 6 months that I'm going to put up a photo gallery soon for all to see. The hotter pics will obviously be displayed first, so make sure yours are good. If you are ugly, do not waste my time. When you send a pic, make sure you hold some sort of sign in the pic that has a message for me. That way I know it's legit.

Speaking of ladies, you can check out my new MySpace page at www.myspace.com/richjerkspace - You'll notice I have a nice assortment of "friends".

Some of these friends will be coming to my MTV Movie Awards pre-party in the Hollywood Hills.


$15 Million Dollar Mansion + Celebs + Hot Chicks + World Series of Poker Tournament + Open Bar = Kick ass party, Rich Jerk style.

Below is a pic of the Rich Jerk party house - a mere 10,000 sq. ft. overlooking all of Los Angeles."

One last thing before I go....if you are one of those people who still isn't making a f*cking dime on the internet and needs one-on-one help from a Rich Jerk guru, check out this page - www.therichjerk.com/site/privatecoaching

Or you can continue trying to live vicariously through me. Sh*t I would envy me too if I was you.

RJ "

What A JERK! Well, here's to a prosperous summer for everyone! Make lots of money, get rich, find your niche, start an online business, get into the game, and bite up the competition!

PS: My web designer has gotten a great response from a lot of you guys, and I am SO proud to know you jerks are getting your butts in gear and starting some great businesses! She still has slots open for the summer to help and consult, as well as design any sites for anyone who needs it! She is great because she knows the internet like the back of her hand, and she not only designs your site, but consults your marketing strategies and even knows what type of designs actually draw and catch attention for your customers!!! Through extensive research and a wide array of markets, she has become to internet's business start up guru! Contact her through their business site: http://digitalsmash1.com .

The Rich Jerk's Low Cost Business Marketing Strategies

I have gotten a few comments from those who think it'll cost them thousands to get their business's name out there. Let me tell you from personal experience, that my number one marketing strategy for my business is WORD OF MOUTH. I thought it was total BS when i Started my first business, but I kid you not, it is the real deal. If people like a service or product, they tell their friends. Especially if the service or product boasts something unique! This is why I always stress setting yourselves apart from the rest... whether you are selling an ebook on clickbank of making a name for yourself in the business consulting industry.

Another way to highly market yourself at a fraction of the cost is online pay-per click services. This of course reqiures you to have a website ( I have already provided my secret weapon web designer, at www.digitalsmash1.com . ) If you bid the lowest on all keywords, you will still get traffic to your site. Make your site easy to navigate, and straight to the point, and YOU WILL get business. I would also recommend having your web designer design banners so if you ever link somewhere from another site, you'll have a pretty banner to do the mesmerizing for you. Remember, a picture says a thousand words!

Attracting business to your site can be tricky. A few high PR links should give your domain name the kick it needs to even start ranking on Alexa. Make sure the sites are relavant to what you are selling. You can find The Rich Jerk's tope picks for link exchange sites in his ebook .
Now that I have given away a few of my strategies, go get em! There is no time to start a business like NOW!!!

The Rich Jerk and The Poor Jerk - Why Starting a Business is CRITICAL!!

As I watched the news commentaries of today's Immigration protest rallies in Los Angeles, one of the commentators brought something so saddening to my attention. He said "middle class America is rapidly deteriortating, the gap between the haves and have-nots is growing rather large". He went on to explain the cause being that many illegal aliens will do jobs for a very small fraction the cost of what the "middle class" white man would have done it for 20 years ago. He said that it wasn't the white man who decided not to do construction any longer, it was the Mexican laborers who made cheap labor so readily accessible to business owners to laid off millions of the middle class white men, and hired Mexican workers at tiny wages. The end product being, the white man either had to move up, or find other work. Many went into other fields, or started businesses. The Mexicans created a society in which they offer VERY cheap labor, and live on almost nothing. The surprising result:

There is virtually NO middle class left, ESPECIALLY here in California.

For the common business owner, this is great news. He gets to hire cheap immigrants and not pay government employer taxes for it as well. No insurance, no benefits, no 401K to speak of for these hard working people. Whether they belong here or not, that is sad...but then again.. they ARE here illegally. There are a lot of people to blame for the deterioration of middle class America, but we won't get into that. My point is that we can either sit back and work our day to day routines.. praying that one day our middle class status won't be taken from us, or we can create our own wealth, and eliminate all prospect of that ever happening. It seems almost as if it's do or die, now or never....because the economy's future is looking rather bleak.

Economic reasons alone helped me in my decision to become a business owner at the tender age of 19. Just look at our gas prices! It's over $3.35 per gallon here in Los Angeles!! If you own an SUV or other large family vehicle, this means big trouble! Now look at what is going on. With the fading of our middle class, it seems there really is no way to go but up or down. There is now only wealthy or not wealthy. I'm sure the rich jerk, and all of the rich jerk's out there know this fact, and it must have played major role in dedication and perseverance in building their businesses. Owning you own business is really only the true way to achieve wealth. You can always save your money, and you may save a ton in like 10 years, but look at all you will have sacrificed!! No fun, no splurging... just existing. I don't know about you, but I definitely want to do more in my life than simply exist.

Many business experts presume that in 10 short years, the gap between the haves and have-nots will grow to epic proportions. It will be to the point where our taxes will go even higher to feed the illegal and non-working class, or even worse! Starting a business, whether it be an online business, investing business, real estate business, retail business, or even translating business will prove beneficial in all economic positions our economy may take. It will ensure your children's well-being and yours. Take a look ahead, and tell me you just want to keep working your 9-5 job. You never know ...that 9-5 may not be available to you in a few years... someone may come along and offer to do it cheaper. Do you think your boss cares about you? NO! They care about the most efficient ways to get the job done at the VERY cheapest price. Business owners are very cut-throat, and with the costs of energy skyrocketing you better believe they don't have your best interest at heart.

The best advice I could ever give anyone would be to not doubt their abilities to start a business. I've seen complete morons make millions in business, so why can't you? Start an online business that you can cheaply run... and you'll soon learn that when the money starts to roll in... your options will be limitless!! Cheers to business owners and small venturers everywhere!

The Rich Jerk (s) Unite - The Ten Tips to Online or Offline Entrepreneurial Success

In my short time on this earth, I've read MANY books on business and entrepreneurial tips for mass business success. All of them were great, but when it comes to carrying out the Rich Jerk strategies, the following tips that I read in a book called "The 7 Irrefutable Rules of Small Business Growth" have stood out prominitely. I have personally used this advice in my own Rich Jerk - like business ventures and have made more money on sticking to these general "tips" than any other advice I have ever been given. These may sound redudant or boring to you, but I promise they are really things one must keep in mind to become a pompous Rich Jerk with lots of money, cars, homes, hot girls, and more. Every successful entrepreneur I have ever known carries 7 out of 10 of these hard money making traits. They are ALL essential to business growth.

Here are the 10 "I's" of effective growth:

1. Industrious : Don't be afraid to work hard, and have determination of steel.
2. Interconnected: Network and make connections for yourself. Even if introverted!
3. Intrepid: Be daring, bold, and basically have balls of steel. Mistakes are good if you learn!
4. Irreverent: Don't be afraid to go against the grain if you feel it'll make you money!
5. Influential: Exhibiting high leadership, with vision, charisma, and charm!
6. Ingenious: Think of things no one has thought of yet! Be a trend-setter!
7. Innovative: Keep in touch with the lastes trends in tech- predict the future of YOUR market!
8. Improvisational: Be able to wing-it and still look like a world class Genius!
9. Indefatigable: Stay focused on your main goal, don't let problems divert your attention!
10. Integrity: Yes, kids, we gotta believe in what we are selling, or it just may not fly!

If you look closely at the Rich Jerk website, campaign, news, and future ventures, he holds quite a few of these "I" traits. The rich jerk is definitely a bit (at the least) on the irreverent side. We see that he's been innovative in his marketing techniques on so many levels. He has bascically leveled his playing field, and with his infomercial marketing campaign... he is goin' in for the kill. I cannot even begin to mention how important it is to think outside of the box. Always stay on top of your game, and basically SMASH the competition in any way you can. Remember, the ultimate goal is to make as much money as possible before you die. If you know your idea will be great 60 years from now, chances are you won't be alive.

Keep your eyes on the prize on go for it!

Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Rich Jerk - "Let's Get Something Straight...."

"Lets get something straight. I am a jerk. I am obnoxious. I am lazy. And I don’t care, because I am FILTHY RICH. I am much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. Heard that before? Well you can see proof of my earnings here. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.
I’m the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you are here, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. What proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few thousand dollars a month? Big deal. I make millions. And I barely even do anything to earn it. It's so automatic it would make you sick. " - The first paragraphs of The Rich Jerk's Website.

We've all pondered what to say in those crucial first paragraphs of our ebook selling website! I don't know about you, but reading the paragraph above (which are the first words on the Rich Jerk website) , had me totally captivated on a few different levels. One being, 'oh man, who IS this lame guy!?" Two: 'Wow, he has PROOF of his earnings' , and then Three: 'What a complete ass-hole!' . Why then did I keep reading? Who the heck knows!? I guess it was for the same reasons you kept reading. We figured anyone this cocky really had to be a Rich Jerk . He's made millions, and I guess feels he has the right to be cocky. In actuality, I'm sure half of it is an act, and most of it a very well-thought marketing campaign. I have found a few great ebook marketing plans out there, but very few measure up to the calibur as the Rich Jerk marketing ideals. I say, that this truly a million dollar sales pitch , if I've ever heard one. Way to go Rich Jerk! The Rich Jerk rocks !